Friday, March 09, 2007

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Please Email ANNOUNCEMENTS or PROGRAM CHANGES to be published here

-STATE

-CITY

Change Of Venue

DINE AT EL ZORRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT Rozelle, Friday 16 March

El Zorro has closed down so Joyce's dineout will be the Balmain Star in Darling St, just down from the lights.

-HILLS

Change Of Venue For The Dinner On Tuesday Nights

We are now going to the Blacktown (Sports) club in Reservoir Rd starting at 6.30 pm.

Meet in the bistro area.........Contact Maryanne for further details

-MACARTHUR

NORTHSIDE

-THE COMING WEEK

(in brief - see ‘Soleparent’ for details)

Thursday 8 March

CITY OF SYDNEY

COUNTRY MUSIC

Also

SALSA NIGHT AT THE TRADIES

HILLS DISTRICT

OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT

Friday 9 March

CITY OF SYDNEY

DINNER AT CLUB MENAI

HILLS DISTRICT

‘TR2’ HOUSE PARTY” @ Roger's (Barbara Hosting) Blacktown

Saturday 10 March

HILLS DISTRICT

FAMILY ACTIVITY NEW MEMBER FAMILY JOINING DAY @ Roger & DJ's place, Blacktown

MACARTHUR

CAVE MAN ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Chris’s, Ingleburn

NORTHSIDE

DAY OUT ON SYDNEY HARBOUR

Also

ADULT HOUSE PARTY AT DERRICK’s @ Lane Cove

Sunday 11 March

CITY OF SYDNEY

FAMILY DAY AT BUNDEENA ART TRAIL AND MARKETS BY THE SEA

Also

JAZZ & PICNIC AT BRETT PARK Drummoyne

HILLS DISTRICT

PWP KINDY KIDS Stanhope Gardens Leisure Centre

Also

ADULT BIG BAND DANCE

Also

ASQUITH LEAGUES CLUB DINNER

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALK / PADDLE – Blue Mountains National Park

Monday 12 March

CITY OF SYDNEY

HORSE RACING AT CANTERBURY PARK RACEWAY

Also

WALK THE BAY

HILLS DISTRICT

BUDGET MONDAY NIGHT DINNER

NORTHSIDE

BISTRO CLUB LUNCH

Tuesday 13 March

CITY OF SYDNEY

CEROC DANCING LESSONS

HILLS DISTRICT

VALUE STEAK DINNER see change above

NORTHSIDE

DINNER AND CHAT

Wednesday 14 March

CITY OF SYDNEY

PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS NIGHT AND DINNER AT THE COACH AND HORSES HOTEL

HILLS DISTRICT

NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION & JOINING NIGHT

Also

SOCIAL TENNIS

Also

KINGSWOOD SINGLES DANCE

NORTHSIDE

COMMITTEE/GENERAL MEETING Agazio’s home, Chatswood

Thursday 15 March

Final Bookings for:City – Mexican Restaurant, Fri 16 March.

STATE

MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE MEETING Rydalmere Bowling Club, Rydalmere.

CITY OF SYDNEY

SALSA NIGHT AT THE TRADIES

HILLS DISTRICT

OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALK/SWIM

Friday 16 March

CITY OF SYDNEY

DINE AT EL ZORRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT Rozelle (See above) Change of venue to Balmain Star

HILLS DISTRICT

“OPEN INTRODUCE A FRIEND” ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Ross’s, Baulkham Hills

MACARTHUR

CAMPBELLTOWN RSL

-This Week’s Favourites/Bookmarks

-March 8-

Birthdays:

1879 Otto Hahn German physicist/chemist (Nobel 44, radiothorium/actinium, co-discoverer-nuclear fission)

1934 Ron Taylor Sydney Australia, cinematographer (Those Amazing Animals)

1943 Lynn Redgrave London England, actress (Georgie Girl) Weight-Watcher

1944 Carole Bayer Sager NY, aka Mrs Burt Bachrach, singer (Arthur)

On This Day:

1930 Mahatma Gandhi starts civil disobedience in India

1934 Edwin Hubble photo shows as many galaxies as Milky Way has stars

1959 Groucho, Chico & Harpo's final TV appearance together

1962 Beatles, with Pete Best, TV debut (perform "Dream Baby" on BBC)

1971 Joe Frazier beats Muhammad Ali at Madison Square Garden (New York NY)in 15, retains heavyweight boxing title

1983 IBM releases PC DOS version 2.0

1986 Martina Navratilova is 1st tennis player to earn $10 million

:-) Texan Justice

A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman not quite on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as its Texas he's sent to the electric chair.

On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

"Well", says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"

"Yes", answers the executioner.

"Can I have that green banana?"

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it.

When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.

"Can I go then?", the man asks.

"I suppose so", says the executioner, "that's never happened before".

The man leaves and eventually gets a job with another bus company selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair.

The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.

"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the condemned man.

The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.

Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair.

The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe it, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair yet again.

The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to the chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish?", asks the executioner.

"Well", says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch?"

The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up", says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it", he asked.

”Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a really bad conductor"

Afterthought:

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it is their fault. – Henry Kissinger

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