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Why YOU should join Parents Without Partners (PWP)
· Over 1,500 affordable activities a year
· Something on every night of the week
· Subsidised children's activities every weekend
· A great new single lifestyle
· Meet people and make friends at PWP
· Membership is a passport to any PWP activities in Australia & overseas
Members always have discounts to open functions &/or get group discounts at events
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BILLBOARD
BRANCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
BRANCH COMMITTEES:
Please Email ANNOUNCEMENTS or PROGRAM CHANGES to be published here
-STATE
-CITY
Change Of Venue
DINE AT EL ZORRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT Rozelle, Friday 16 March
El Zorro has closed down so Joyce's dineout will be the Balmain Star in Darling St, just down from the lights.
-HILLS
Change Of Venue For The Dinner On Tuesday Nights
We are now going to the Blacktown (Sports) club in Reservoir Rd starting at 6.30 pm.
Meet in the bistro area.........Contact Maryanne for further details
-MACARTHUR
–NORTHSIDE
-THE COMING WEEK
(in brief - see ‘Soleparent’ for details)
Thursday 8 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
COUNTRY MUSIC
Also
SALSA NIGHT AT THE TRADIES
HILLS DISTRICT
OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT
Friday 9 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
DINNER AT CLUB MENAI
HILLS DISTRICT
‘TR2’ HOUSE PARTY” @ Roger's (Barbara Hosting) Blacktown
Saturday 10 March
HILLS DISTRICT
FAMILY ACTIVITY NEW MEMBER FAMILY JOINING DAY @ Roger & DJ's place, Blacktown
MACARTHUR
CAVE MAN ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Chris’s, Ingleburn
NORTHSIDE
DAY OUT ON SYDNEY HARBOUR
Also
ADULT HOUSE PARTY AT DERRICK’s @ Lane Cove
Sunday 11 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
FAMILY DAY AT BUNDEENA ART TRAIL AND MARKETS BY THE SEA
Also
JAZZ & PICNIC AT BRETT PARK Drummoyne
HILLS DISTRICT
PWP KINDY KIDS Stanhope Gardens Leisure Centre
Also
ADULT BIG BAND DANCE
Also
ASQUITH LEAGUES CLUB DINNER
NORTHSIDE
BUSHWALK / PADDLE – Blue Mountains National Park
Monday 12 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
HORSE RACING AT CANTERBURY PARK RACEWAY
Also
WALK THE BAY
HILLS DISTRICT
BUDGET MONDAY NIGHT DINNER
NORTHSIDE
BISTRO CLUB LUNCH
Tuesday 13 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
CEROC DANCING LESSONS
HILLS DISTRICT
VALUE STEAK DINNER see change above
NORTHSIDE
DINNER AND CHAT
Wednesday 14 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS NIGHT AND DINNER AT THE COACH AND HORSES HOTEL
HILLS DISTRICT
NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION & JOINING NIGHT
Also
SOCIAL TENNIS
Also
KINGSWOOD SINGLES DANCE
NORTHSIDE
COMMITTEE/GENERAL MEETING Agazio’s home, Chatswood
Thursday 15 March
Final Bookings for:City – Mexican Restaurant, Fri 16 March.
STATE
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE MEETING Rydalmere Bowling Club, Rydalmere.
CITY OF SYDNEY
SALSA NIGHT AT THE TRADIES
HILLS DISTRICT
OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT
NORTHSIDE
BUSHWALK/SWIM
Friday 16 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
DINE AT EL ZORRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT Rozelle (See above) Change of venue to Balmain Star
HILLS DISTRICT
“OPEN INTRODUCE A FRIEND” ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Ross’s, Baulkham Hills
MACARTHUR
CAMPBELLTOWN RSL
-This Week’s Favourites/Bookmarks
-March 8-
Birthdays:
1879 Otto Hahn German physicist/chemist (Nobel 44, radiothorium/actinium, co-discoverer-nuclear fission)
1934 Ron Taylor Sydney Australia, cinematographer (Those Amazing Animals)
1943 Lynn Redgrave London England, actress (Georgie Girl) Weight-Watcher
1944 Carole Bayer Sager NY, aka Mrs Burt Bachrach, singer (Arthur)
On This Day:
1930 Mahatma Gandhi starts civil disobedience in India
1934 Edwin Hubble photo shows as many galaxies as Milky Way has stars
1959 Groucho, Chico & Harpo's final TV appearance together
1962 Beatles, with Pete Best, TV debut (perform "Dream Baby" on BBC)
1971 Joe Frazier beats Muhammad Ali at Madison Square Garden (New York NY)in 15, retains heavyweight boxing title
1983 IBM releases PC DOS version 2.0
1986 Martina Navratilova is 1st tennis player to earn $10 million
:-) Texan Justice
A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman not quite on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as its Texas he's sent to the electric chair.
On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.
"Well", says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes", answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?"
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it.
When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.
"Can I go then?", the man asks.
"I suppose so", says the executioner, "that's never happened before".
The man leaves and eventually gets a job with another bus company selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair.
The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.
The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the condemned man.
The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair.
The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.
Well, would you believe it, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair yet again.
The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to the chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.
"What's your final wish?", asks the executioner.
"Well", says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch?"
The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.
"I give up", says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it", he asked.
”Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a really bad conductor"
Afterthought:
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it is their fault. – Henry Kissinger
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