Incorporating Hills HawkEye
Why YOU should join Parents Without Partners (PWP)
· Over 1,500 affordable activities a year
· Something on every night of the week
· Subsidised children's activities every weekend
· A great new single lifestyle
· Meet people and make friends at PWP
· Membership is a passport to any PWP activities in Australia & overseas
Members always have discounts to open functions &/or get group discounts at events
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BILLBOARD
APOLOGY
Owing to Internet connectivity problems, some regular features won’t appear this week
BRANCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
BRANCH COMMITTEES:
Please Email ANNOUNCEMENTS or PROGRAM CHANGES to be published here
-STATE
-CITY
-HILLS
Change Of Venue For The Dinner On Tuesday Nights
We are now going to the Blacktown (Sports) club in Reservoir Rd starting at 6.30 pm.
Meet in the bistro area.........Contact Maryanne for further details
-MACARTHUR
THIS Saturday 3 March
Note changed venue:
FAMILY HOUSE PARTY, 7.30, Farewell party for Bill Fraser has been changed to Rodney’s place,
Macquarie Fields. contact committee for address and phone number.
–NORTHSIDE
-THE COMING WEEK
(in brief - see ‘Soleparent’ for details)
Thursday 1 March
Final Bookings for:Northside - Middle Eastern Dinner, Sat 3 Mar.
CITY OF SYDNEY
SHORT FILM NIGHT AT THE TAP GALLERY DARLINGHURST
Also
SALSA NIGHT AT THE TRADIES
HILLS DISTRICT
OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT
NORTHSIDE
BUSHWALK/SWIM
Friday 2 March
Final Bookings for:City - Spanish Restaurant, Sat 3 Mar.
HILLS DISTRICT
"OPEN INTRODUCE A FRIEND" ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Ian's, Doonside
MACARTHUR
CAMPBELLTOWN RSL
Saturday 3 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
HOUSE PARTY AT KATHY'S West Ryde
HILLS DISTRICT
ADULT TENNIS NIGHT & BBQ - Same as 3 Feb.
MACARTHUR
FAMILY HOUSE PARTY Rodney’s place, Macquarie Fields NOTE CHANGE OF VENUE (see above)
NORTHSIDE
MIDDLE EASTERN DINNER Christina's Lebanese Restaurant, Castlecrag
Sunday 4 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
FAMILY / PICNIC / BBQ / BIKE RIDING Nurrangingy Reserve, Doonside
Also
LUNCH AT GRAND TAVERNA SPANISH RESTAURANT, SIR JOHN YOUNG HOTEL City
HILLS DISTRICT
FAMILY / PICNIC / BBQ / BIKE RIDING Nurrangingy Reserve, Doonside
Also
ADULT BIG BAND DANCE
Also
ASQUITH LEAGUES CLUB DINNER
MACARTHUR
NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION DAY
NORTHSIDE
BUSHWALK / SWIM - Pearl Beach to Patonga & return
Monday 5 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
WALK THE BAY - Same as 5 Feb.
HILLS DISTRICT
BUDGET MONDAY NIGHT DINNER
NORTHSIDE
INFORMAL MORNING COFFEE AND CHAT Hornsby Heights
Also
BISTRO CLUB LUNCH
Tuesday 6 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
CEROC DANCING LESSONS
HILLS DISTRICT
VALUE STEAK DINNER
Also
NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION AND JOINING NIGHT
NORTHSIDE
DINNER AND CHAT
Also
NEW MEMBERS NIGHT
Wednesday 7 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
GENERAL, COMMITTEE MEETING
HILLS DISTRICT
SOCIAL TENNIS
Also
KINGSWOOD SINGLES DANCE
Thursday 8 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
COUNTRY MUSIC
Also
SALSA NIGHT AT THE TRADIES
HILLS DISTRICT
OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT
Friday 9 March
CITY OF SYDNEY
DINNER AT CLUB MENAI
HILLS DISTRICT
'TR2' HOUSE PARTY" @ Roger's (Barbara Hosting) Blacktown
-This Week’s Favourites/Bookmarks
-March 1-
Birthdays:
Internet victim #1
On This Day:
Internet victim #2
:-) The Gender of Objects!!
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
· FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
· PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
· TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
· HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse.
· SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
· WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
· TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
· EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
· HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
· THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
Afterthought:
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. - Katherine Whitehorn
-Computing Tip
Internet victim #3
Computer Problems ?……….Hardware failure?
Computer running slowly?…Don’t understand your software?
Internet problems?…………..Don’t know what to do next?
· Help to buy, set up and use your computer
· New or refurbished systems to suit your budget
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