Thursday, November 23, 2006

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Incorporating Hills HawkEye

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Contact Outlook

Enquire about Joining PWP

Why YOU should join Parents Without Partners (PWP)

· Over 1,500 affordable activities a year

· Something on every night of the week

· Subsidised children's activities every weekend

· A great new single lifestyle

· Meet people and make friends at PWP

· Membership is a passport to any PWP activities in Australia & overseas

Members always have discounts to open functions &/or get group discounts at events

Everything you want to know is at the PWP NSW Website

BILLBOARD

BRANCH ANNOUNCEMENTS

BRANCH COMMITTEES:

Please Email ANNOUNCEMENTS or PROGRAM CHANGES to be published here

-STATE

The postponed State Committee meeting will be held tonight

-CITY

Unfortunately the $10 for $30 nite on Friday night has been cancelled.

Our programme committee does everything possible to confirm functions but unfortunately this time we were given incorrect information. The Miracle mile is on at Harold Park this coming Friday and the 10 for 30

was last Friday.

-HILLS

-MACARTHUR

-NORTHSIDE

-THE COMING WEEK

(in brief - see ‘Soleparent’ for details)

Thursday 23 November

Final Bookings for:Northside - Dinner, 25 Nov.

HILLS DISTRICT

OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALK

Friday 24 November

Final Bookings for:City - Pier 26 lunch, 26 Nov.Northside - Seafood BBQ, 26 Nov.

CITY OF SYDNEY

HAVE SOME FUN ON THE CHEAP - at Harold Park Raceway - 7.30pm, for the $10 for $30 night. You pay $10 and get $30 worth of food and drink vouchers.

CANCELLED – see above City entry

HILLS DISTRICT

ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ David's, Quakers Hill

Saturday 25 November

CITY OF SYDNEY

ADULT HOUSE PARTY AT ANTHONY'S Concord

HILLS DISTRICT

CHEESE PORT AND COFFEE NIGHT @ Julie's, Castle Hill

MACARTHUR

ADULT MONTHLY DANCE Ingleburn Bowling Club

NORTHSIDE

DINNER AT RIPPLES Milsons Point

Sunday 26 November

CITY OF SYDNEY

LUNCH AT PIER 26, AQUARIUM WHARF

HILLS DISTRICT

PARRAMATTA POOLS FAMILY DAY

Also

ADULT BIG BAND DANCE

Also

ASQUITH LEAGUES CLUB DINNER

MACARTHUR

BRANCH COMMITTEE MEETING

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALKAND/OR LUNCH Brisbane Waters National Park

Also

SEAFOOD BBQ AT GORDON'S Mooney Mooney

Monday 27 November

CITY OF SYDNEY

WALK THE BAY

HILLS DISTRICT

BUDGET MONDAY NIGHT DINNER

Also

BRANCH COMMITTEE MEETING Castle Hill

NORTHSIDE

BISTRO CLUB LUNCH

Tuesday 28 November

CITY OF SYDNEY

CEROC DANCING LESSONS

HILLS DISTRICT

VALUE STEAK DINNER

Also

NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION AND JOINING NIGHT

NORTHSIDE

DINNER AND CHAT

Wednesday 29 November

HILLS DISTRICT

SOCIAL TENNIS

Also

KINGSWOOD SINGLES DANCE

Thursday 30 November

HILLS DISTRICT

OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALK

Friday 1 December

HILLS DISTRICT

ROLE REVERSAL ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Karen's, Doonside

-This Week’s Favourites/Bookmarks

Why not bookmark these ?

Family Law Kit

Relationship break-ups for most people are very stressful and confusing. We typically feel anxious and out-of-control because we don't understand the legal process, we don't know what our financial situation might be, and what will happen to our children. The Kit, written by experienced solicitors, contains easy to read information and detailed case studies about separation& divorce, child residency & access, property settlement and spousal maintenance. http://www.aussielegal.com.au/family_splash.asp?trackingid=32

Australian Views On Parenting - WDYT?
Search our opinion archive, submit a poll topic and earn points to bid for rewards. www.wdyt.com.au

-November 23

Birthdays:

1859 Billy the Kid [William H Bonney], criminal

1887 Boris Karloff [William H Pratt], Dulwich England, actor (Frankenstein)

1888 Harpo Marx [Adolph] NYC, actor/comedian (Marx brothers)

1956 Shane Gould Australia, 200m/400m freestyle swimmer (Oly-gold-1972)

On This Day:

1863 Patent granted for a process of making color photographs

1899 1st jukebox (Palais Royal Hotel, San Francisco)

1948 Lens to provide zoom effects patented-FG Back

1964 Beatles release "I Feel Fine" & "She's a Woman"

1971 China People's Republic seated in UN Security Council

:-) 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a bunk bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in a shopping centre.

6. You watch the ABC.

7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 20.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?"

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take weekend naps from noon

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a Kebab at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the Chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Afterthought: "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." – Jimmy Buffet

-Computing Tip

Be good to your computer!

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Computer running slowly?Don’t understand your software?

Internet problems?…………..Don’t know what to do next?

· Help to buy, set up and use your computer

· New or refurbished systems to suit your budget

Ring John: 9626 9093 or 0408 416 466 Email: getugoing@hotpop.com

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