Incorporating Hills HawkEye
Why YOU should join Parents Without Partners (PWP)
· Over 1,500 affordable activities a year
· Something on every night of the week
· Subsidised children's activities every weekend
· A great new single lifestyle
· Meet people and make friends at PWP
· Membership is a passport to any PWP activities in Australia & overseas
Members always have discounts to open functions &/or get group discounts at events
Everything you want to know is at the PWP NSW Website
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BRANCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
BRANCH COMMITTEES:
Please Email ANNOUNCEMENTS or PROGRAM CHANGES to be published here
HILLS
GUYS & GALS FRIDAY NIGHT D.J.'S REQUIRED
If you would like to get the crowd dancing. Can commit to 1 party once every 8 weeks.
Would just like to give it a try, then why not contact Paul with your available dates or for
more info. On 9864 8681 or 0421 526 585 Or email him at paul2770@optusnet.com.au
Squash Is Once Again In The Program
It Starts On The 31st Of This Month.......
OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT 7pm- Focus Health & Fitness, 14 Hill St, Baulkham Hills. (behind Mexican Restaurant). Out of practice, out of shape, never played before - it doesn't matter. PWP members $6, friends $10 & Hills branch children free. (please bring correct change). Pool $2 extra for kids $3 adults, well equipped Gym $5 extra. Enquiries: Mike 9833 1774
THE COMING WEEK
(in brief - see ‘Soleparent’ for details)
Thursday 31 August
HILLS DISTRICT
ADVANCED DANCE LESSONS
NORTHSIDE
BUSHWALK
Friday 1 September
Final Bookings for:City - Lunch at Mosman Hotel, Sun 3 Sept.
CITY OF SYDNEY
DINE AT THE EASTWOOD GARDEN PEKING RESTAURANT Eastwood
HILLS DISTRICT
ADULTS 'GREEK' HOUSE PARTY @ Jenny's, Glenwood
NORTHSIDE
CLASSICAL MUSIC EVENING St Patrick's College, Manly
Saturday 2 September
CITY OF SYDNEY
THE ROCKS PUB CRAWL
HILLS DISTRICT
ADULT TENNIS NIGHT Castle Hill
MACARTHUR
ADULT HOUSE PARTY Heather's, St Helens Park
NORTHSIDE
DINNER AT INDIAN RESTAURANT Kirribilli Bowling Club
Sunday 3 September
CITY OF SYDNEY
LUNCH AT THE MOSMAN HOTEL
HILLS DISTRICT
PARRAMATTA PARK FATHERS DAY PICNIC Parramatta Regional Park
Also
ADULT BIG BAND DANCE
Also
FATHER'S DAY FAMILY DINNER ASQUITH LEAGUES CLUB
MACARTHUR
NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION DAY Koshigaya Park, Campbelltown
NORTHSIDE
BUSHWALK Blue Mountains National Park
Monday 4 September
CITY OF SYDNEY
WALK THE BAY
HILLS DISTRICT
BUDGET MONDAY NIGHT DINNER
Tuesday 5 September
CITY OF SYDNEY
NEW MEMBERS NIGHT
HILLS DISTRICT
NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION AND JOINING NIGHT
Also
VALUE STEAK DINNER
Also
DANCE LESSONS
NORTHSIDE
DINNER AND CHAT
Also
NEW MEMBERS NIGHT
Wednesday 6 September
CITY OF SYDNEY
GENERAL COMMITTEE MEETING
HILLS DISTRICT
KINGSWOOD SINGLES DANCE
Also
SOCIAL TENNIS
Thursday 7 September
HILLS DISTRICT
ADVANCED DANCE LESSONS
NORTHSIDE
BUSHWALK
Friday 8 September
Final Bookings for:City - The Kasbah Restaurant, Sat 9 Sept.City - Mystery Bus Trip, Sun 10 Sept.
HILLS DISTRICT
FOOTY JERSEY ADULTS HOUSE PARTY @ Bob's, Blacktown
-This Week’s Favourites/Bookmarks
Why not bookmark these ?
Home Nursing Services Directory
http://www.pwp-hills.org/welfaredirectory_nursing.htm
If you are caring for aged parents or a family member who has the need for home nursing services then the agencies listed on this directory could be of assistance. If you work in the human resource management employee support area, counselling, welfare, health, education or community information fields then this online directory could be valuable to have bookmarked as a Favourite in your work and home browsers.
PWP USA Branch Springfield GA http://pwp213.freeservers.com
PWP USA Branch Las Vegas, NV http://members.xoom.com/pwp357/
A Snapshot Of Contemporary Attitudes To Child Support - Research
A snapshot of contemporary attitudes to child support by Bruce Smyth and Ruth Weston, Research Report No. 13, Australian Institute of Family Studies, 2005. www.aifs.gov.au/institute/pubs/resreport13/main.html
-August 31
Birthdays:
1903 Sir Bernard Lovell England, radio astronomer, founded Jodrell Bank
1918 Alan Jay Lerner lyricist composer (Lerner & Leowe-My Fair Lady)
1924 Buddy (Leonard) Hackett Bkln, comedian (God's Little Acre, Music Man)
1928 James Coburn Laurel Nebr, actor (Our Man Flint, Magnificent Seven)
1945 Van Morrison Belfast, singer (Here Comes the Night)
1949 Richard Gere Phila Pa, actor (Breathless, Cotton Club)
On This Day:
1887 Thomas A Edison patents Kinetoscope, (produces moving pictures)
1955 1st sun-powered automobile demonstrated, Chicago, Ill
1971 Dave Scott becomes 1st person to drive a car on the Moon
1977 Aleksandr Fedotov sets aircraft alt rec of 38.26 km (125,524')
1980 Poland's Solidarity labor union founded
:-) A Pint and a Toastie.
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie? The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into
applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been
laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties".
The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie".
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it". "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie". The pub erupts
with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....
.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you"
To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house".
The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous"
The rabbit says, "Yes I know".
The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead"
The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it".
The barman said "You never came back, what happened?"
"I DIED", said the Rabbit.
"NO!" said the barman,"what from".
After a short pause, the rabbit said...
"Mixin'-me-toasties"
Afterthought: "I felt the antagonism but not only in religion. I felt the antagonism in everything.” – Van Morrison
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