Thursday, January 12, 2006

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Incorporating Hills HawkEye

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Enquire about Joining PWP

Why YOU should join Parents Without Partners (PWP)

· Over 1,500 affordable activities a year

· Something on every night of the week

· Subsidised children's activities every weekend

· A great new single lifestyle

· Meet people and make friends at PWP

· Membership is a passport to any PWP activities in Australia & overseas

Members always have discounts to open functions &/or get group discounts at events

ENQUIRE ABOUT MEMBERSHIP TODAY

Contact our PWP Branch Membership Inquiries volunteers

CITY BRANCH Sydney City, Eastern Suburbs, Southern Sydney, Southern Suburbs, Inner West, Canterbury-Bankstown Region 1300 364 658

HILLS BRANCH Greater Western Sydney Region, Baulkham Hills, Colo, Holroyd, Fairfield Shires, Parramatta, Blacktown & Penrith Cities, Hawkesbury & Blue Mountains areas 9634 7502

HUNTER BRANCH Greater Hunter Region and north 4953 0265

MACARTHUR BRANCH South West Region, Campbelltown, Liverpool & Bankstown Cities, Picton, Camden, Wollondilly Shire & Southern Highlands 4620 4526

NORTHSIDE BRANCH North Sydney, Northshore, Northern Beaches, Northern Suburbs, Hornsby, Brooklyn & Central Coast Region 9411 1858

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THE COMING WEEK (in brief - see ‘Soleparent’ for details)

Thursday 12 January

CITY OF SYDNEY

DINNER, DANCING AND NEW MEMBERS NIGHT

HILLS DISTRICT

OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT

Also

ADVANCED DANCE LESSONS

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALK

Friday 13 January

CITY OF SYDNEY

BLACK FRIDAY TWIGHLIGHT BBQ AT RODD POINT

HILLS DISTRICT

BLACK FRIDAY ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Dave's, Quakers Hill

Saturday 14 January

CITY OF SYDNEY

TRIBAL ZONE Indoor Playground, North Ryde RSL

Also

HOUSE PARTY AT KATHY'S, West Ryde

Also

JAZZ IN THE DOMAIN

HILLS DISTRICT

FAMILY / KIDS MOVIE NIGHT at Mike's, St Mary's.

MACARTHUR

HEATHER'S ADULT HOUSE PARTY St Helens Park.

NORTHSIDE

BBQ HORNSBY

HUNTER

Adults Hawaiian House Party

Sunday 15 January

CITY OF SYDNEY

WALK ALONG THE FORESHORES OF BOTANY BAY

HILLS DISTRICT

FAMILY SEAFOOD BUFFET & KIDS FISHING BEROWRA

Also

ADULT TENNIS AFTERNOON WINSTON HILLS

Also

ASQUITH LEAGUES CLUB FAMILY DINNER

HUNTER

CAVES WALK & SWIM AT CAVES BEACH

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALK/SWIM Bouddi National Park

Also

FAMILY BEACH PARTY Harbord

Monday 16 January

CITY OF SYDNEY

WALK THE BAY

HILLS DISTRICT

BUDGET MONDAY NIGHT DINNER

NORTHSIDE

BISTRO CLUB LUNCH

Tuesday 17 January

CITY OF SYDNEY

THELMA'S DANCE LESSONS

Also

CEROC DANCE

HILLS DISTRICT

PLANT ARK COFFEE / TEA & CHAT NIGHT, HOLISTIC LIVING

Also

VALUE T-BONE STEAK DINNER

HUNTER

CHARLESTOWN FAMILY MOVIES

NORTHSIDE

DINNER AND CHAT

Also

NEW MEMBERS NIGHT

Wednesday 18 January

HILLS DISTRICT

SCHOOL HOLIDAY ACTIVITY SHELLY BEACH DAY

Also

NEW MEMBERS INFORMATION & JOINING NIGHT

Also

SOCIAL TENNIS

Also

KINGSWOOD SINGLES DANCE

Thursday 19 January

STATE

STATE MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE MEETING

HILLS DISTRICT

OPEN FAMILY SQUASH NIGHT

Also

ADVANCED DANCE LESSONS

NORTHSIDE

BUSHWALK

Friday 20 January

Final Bookings for:Northside - Parramatta Dinner, Sat 21 Jan.Northside - BBQ lunch, Sun 22 Jan.

HILLS DISTRICT

ROLE REVERSAL BIRTHDAY ADULT HOUSE PARTY @ Karen's, Doonside.

HUNTER

Music in Podium

WORD FOR THE WEEK

bifurcate \BY-fur-kayt; by-FUR-kayt\, transitive verb:
To divide into two branches or parts. intransitive verb:
To branch or separate into two parts.

January 12

Birthdays:

1665 Pierre de Fermat French lawyer/mathematician

1926 Ray Price country singer (For The Good Times)

1930 Glenn Yarborough singer (Limeliters-Honey & Wine, Jubilee)

1941 Long John Baldry England, blues vocalist (Don't try to Lay No Boogie)

1944 Joe Frazier Beaufort SC, heavyweight champion boxer (Olympics-gold-1964)/champ (1968-73)

On this day…

1820 Royal Astronomical Society founded in England

1903 Harry Houdini performs at Rembrandt theater, Amsterdam

1963 Spin bowler Bobby Simpson takes 5-57 for Australia vs England

1966 LBJ says US should stay in S Vietnam until communist aggression ends

1968 Beatles Film Production Ltd changes name to Apple Film Production Ltd

1970 Boeing 747 makes its maiden voyage

:-)You Know You Work for the Government If...

· When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.

· You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

· Your biggest loss from a system crash is you lose your best jokes.

· Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

· You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

· Computer specialists know less about computers than your teenager.

· Lunch is like another scheduled meeting, only shorter.

· You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.

· Management thinks a business trip with uncompensated mandatory weekend travel is a perk.

· You know, and everyone that works with you knows, your performance is superior, but "satisfactory" is the highest level on the documented performance rating.

· Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.

· When workers screw up they are transferred to another office to be someone else's problem; when management screws up they are promoted.

· Training is something spoken about but never seen.

· The worst possible reputation comes from being the initiator of a complaint.

EVER WONDERED . . . ?

.jpg (or jpeg)- (joint photographic expert group) a file format for photographs on Web pages. The "jpg" format compresses large photo files so they don't take up as many kilobytes of memory.

Afterthought: Too much of a good thing is wonderful - Anon

Computer Problems ? Hardware failure?

Computer running slowly? Don’t understand your software?

Internet problems? Don’t know what to do next?

· Help to buy, set up and use your computer

· New or refurbished systems to suit your budget

Ring John: 9626 9093 or 0408 416 466 Email: getugoing@hotpop.com

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